colombian cockblock
similar to the colombian necktie, this act involves strangling only the victim’s p-n-s with a rope or wire, etc. in an attempt to prevent him from banging your chick.
jose: “yo what up homes i heard some puto was h-ttin on mercedes at the cantina last night”
julio: “yeah mang but i gave that hijo de puta a colombian c-ckblock if you know what i’m sayin”
jose: “smart move, dog”
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