Colombian Flu
the several minutes of incessant sniffing that a cocaine user experiences after insufflating a line. so-called because cocaine is seen in the public eye as a largely colombian export, and because of sniffling’s -ssociation with the flu.
chris: you sure are sniffling a lot, man.
kevin: yeah. bad case of colombian flu.
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having sinus problems, for example: runny nose, sniffles, congestion,etc. due to an all night cocaine binge. typically the person will not be run down but alert and energetic.
” i think heather has some bad allergies today, but they don’t seem to be slowing her
down.” —
— “nah, she has the colombian flu!”
the incessant sniffling that inevitably follows insufflating a line of cocaine. so called because cocaine is a stereotypically colombian export, and sniffling is a symptom of flu.
chris: yo, kev, man, why you keep sniffling like that?
kevin: just a bad case of colombian flu.
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