Colon Baby
when -n-lly injected s-m-n leaks into the v-g-n- and impregnates a woman. the child comes out with a noticeably darker skin tone.
“man, that b-tch thought she was being safe taking it up the -ss but b-tch got a colon baby.”
when one takes such a m-ssive dump that all the cr-p, along with air, leaves with such force that it creates a super vacuum. this results in the colon and/or other organs being shat out, or “given birth” to.
“oh my god, call 911, i just had a colon baby.”
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