colon blow
to terrorize your coworkers with the worst gas you can muster up. combination of chili or chili dogs, hot wings, draft beer the night before work and four boiled eggs for breakfast should do the trick ( it also helps to hold your shirt in as long as possible as this will add to the aroma).
man did you smell those colon blows he was dropping in the break room today it was the worst smell like something died i think i threw up in my mouth.
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a derogatory term for bran flakes, so used because of that particular cereal’s tendency to forcibly expel the entire contents of your bowels.
i’m gonna pour me a big-ol’ bowl of colon blow… clear off the pot, ma, cuz i’ll be needin’ it soon!
exploding your bowels into the porcelain at about the speed of sound so that the contents of the bowl splash back up before you can slam your -ss shut
grant has one of these every morning cause there is sh-t from -ss to crack all over the toilet door
a maximum-strength laxative, not for the faint of heart. you will literally sh-t your guts out. the mucus lining your intestines will be removed.
“p–pin’ is cool”
“have a cr-ppy day!”
a product designed to clean your colon from the inside out.
i tried colonblow and i took a 5 foot dooty.
the rapid expulsion of hot feces after over endulgance of spicy chinese food with a little beer on top of that!!
who was the picosso that painted the toilet bowl with their colon blow??
the act in after -n-l intercourse one affixes the lips of the mouth to the -n-s and proceeds to blow as if inflating a balloon.
jay just gave mary a colon blow
(n.) a shot of grain alcohol dropped into a gl-ss of malt liquor. similar to an irish car bomb, but with no redeeming quality, (specifically in the taste). named thus for the tendency of the drink to create a state of absolute despondency in the drinker’s bowels.
daniel: hey dude, did you know that there is a facebook group called “if 1,000 people join this group michael hearn will do 10 colon blows.”?
luis: no one can do 10 colon blows and live.
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