colon cleansing
a m-ssive and foul smelling fart that comes out with such force that you feel like your insides have been cleaned out.
(said in the famous klump dinner scene #1 in the nutty professor (1996).
“you want your colon cleansed?”
“fine i’m gona clean mine.”
fart!
“there now my colons clean i’m taking squeaky clean.”
“i gave myself a good colon cleansing right before entering the car.” “however the nasty -ss smell still stunk up the whose d-mn vehicle.”
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