colon lock
(1) internal intestine erruption due to the instant tightning of the -n-s. this deadly virus has been known to strike f-gs, bullsh-tters, jack–sses, dumb–ssess, and -ssholes world-wide. but the most common cause is that f-cking b-tch debby.
(2) the locking of the -n-s intentionally to prevent any unwanted items from entering or escaping. normally used in conjuction with a jerksqueeze or the lock-n-pop.
(1) it was determined that bob, after all that sh-t talk, was infected with colon lock and would die a pretty sh-tty death.
(2) colon lock is a widly used technique in prison and has been known to reduce the risk of gayness.
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