colonal portal
a symptom of severe digestive unease where you have p-ssed all excrement available to your bowels from the present, yet the r-ct-m continue to move waste. presumably this material is transported from future meals by means of a sp-ce-time rift deep within the large intestine. – – also known as: “the ghost of sh-tmas future.”
f-cking h-ll, kevin. i was so messed up after that truck burrito last night, i must have opened up a colonal portal around one. i think i might have sh-t the dinner becca and i are going to have tomorrow…
kevin, i have met the ghost of sh-tmas future!
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