Colonel Fire
the post-tion given to a man that exceeds the expectations of crack addicts and s-x offenders. he patrols the hall of a dorm to make sure there’s no fires or fire hazards. this man has a built in fire hose. also has an office in the community bathroom.
zach: fire!!!
matt: go get colonel fire!
zach: can’t, he’s in the office.
matt: fml!
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