Colonel Moretti
latin: flippernicus moretticus moronicus maximus. supreme commander of the condor legion with a plethora of refined skills such as douche-baggery, penile-to–n-l insertion, and logical ineptness that can only be described as “divine”. a moretti can be seen at dolphin poaching protests, and has been known to feed off the r-t-rdation of brain cells. colonel moretti even co-starred in “flipper” with paul newman and elijah wood in 1996.
“i hate colonel moretti.”
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