Colorado Ape Hanger
during doggy-style s-x with a girl possessing long hair in two ponytails the act of crossing the ponytails around the front of her neck and using them as motorcycle handlebars simultaneously choking her then violently slamming it into her -ss and enjoying the ride.
my sister-in-law becky once got free slayer tickets at redrocks for letting a dude pull a colorado ape hanger on her -ss.
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