Colorado Jackhammer
when you do a huge line of blow and bang the cr-p out of the loosest girl on campus with her face straight down into a pillow. helps if you’re looking out the window at some mountains or something.
dude, i gave kath a serious pounding last night. pretty much colorado jackhammer.
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