Colorado Q-tip
the colorado q-tip is a s-xual move perfected by the rugged miners of denver, colorado. to execute this maneuver, one must first get into a position similar to 69. then, the male proceeds to insert his fist into the females b-tt hole, pumping forcefully. then you must accomplish the tricky task of peeing in the girl’s ear.
example one
“yo jake, i got my girl sp-nk drunk last night!” –b money
“the b-tch put out?” –jake
“yeeeeah boyee! i gave her the colorado q-tip!”
example two
“shoot girl, it sure was weird when b-money p-ssed in my ear last night!’
“you mean youve never had a colorado q-tip before?”
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