Colorado Waffle Iron
the act of sh-tting on ones laptop keyboard, then forcefully closing the laptop screen. this causes the sh-t to spread on keyboard in a waffle pattern.
mack, “quint, whats that smell?”
quint “lil red p-ssed me off, so i colorado waffle ironed him”
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