Colten


colten is a name that is usually givin to a person who grows up to be a great, awesome, funny, nice, kind, sweet, caring, loving guy.
person 1: colten is such a great guy
person 2:i know right
see, awesome
that is so colten
one h-ll of a funk masta flex that dont eva fake the funk with dime piece budunkadunk. also a h-lla chill person that’s good to highlight any party. if you want a good time get him crunk and watch that funk!!!
coltenfreaking sweet
a wonderful guy that can make you smile when your upset. someone that you can trust, handsome, talented, adorable and loving. doesnt always share, but does once in awhile does. always thinking of you. amazing at anything, kind of lazy but fun to be around. best guy to snuggle and just laze around with, doing nothing can be fun. easy to fall in love with and most definatly someone to call mine.
“colten.” makes me feel loved.
a celestial being who doesn’t understand, or believe, in his external and internal elegance.
no, that’s not an angel, nor g-d, it’s colten. :]
a term used for those r-t-rded and easily distracted folk.
i think my brother is a colten.
a f-g that prides himself on taking advantage of people for his own personal monetary or social benefit. enjoys being a chatty kathy on other people because he really does not have any friends and people can’t stand his presence. this guy is probably the worst person you should choose to be friends with because he will offer you nothing, but will take everything he can from you. this guy should make a living at cutting peoples tires.
that colten used me to take my woman

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