Colton Matthews
colton matthews is a f-cking -sshole douchebag who is really selfish and will lie to your face just to make things easier for him. he sucks at being a boyfriend, and i hope he never has a girlfriend again. worst decision of my life.
oh and he sucks at kissing. and grinding.
-” remember that guy that was a horrible kisser at that party?”
” ohh yea colton matthews”
-“remember that guy colton matthews?”
“oh yeah he is such a douche.”
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