coltyce
a motha f-ckin warrior! his d-ck is longer than his wingspan and weighs more than 50 pounds of feathers. if you see a coltyce in public, you know because you’ll trip over his enormous slong. they once asked him to use his p-ck-r as a speed b-mp in a school zone because they ran out of cement.
i had s-x with coltyce last night. i felt like a kabob.
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