Columbia Park
1. located in portland, oregon between lombard, chautauqua, woolsey, and russet. has two swing sets, two sets of teeter-totters, one merry-go-round, one slide, one water-play structure-thing for the kiddies, two tennis courts, an indoor swimming pool, a baseball field, four picnic areas, one of which is covered, and 6 drinking fountains. during the summertime, tinker camp is available for children 8-12.
2. place where punk kids sneak out and go to in order to get high, or drunk, or just to hang out. although, beware, cops do drive through frequently, and if they don’t get you, the sprinklers will.
1. columbia park sounds like a great place to take the kids for a day of fun.
2. man 1: dude, what happened to you? you’re soaked.
man 2: dude, we were tokin in columbia park and the sprinklers came on out of nowhere!
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