Columbian Care Package
when a man inserts his superglue-covered p-n-s into a woman’s v-g-n-, then subsequently cuts it off and leaves, forcing the woman to either go to the er or find another way to get it out.
tom: sh-t man, phillip gave some prost-tute a columbian care package right before he commited suicide!
louis: lol still a troll even after death
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