Columbian Pantry


when one’s own feces is taken from them, gently heated, and then spoon fed back into their -n-s.
“i hate my boss so much, i just want to tie him to his chair and give him a columbian pantry.”

“my underwear stinks today. i received a columbian pantry from my ex last night.”

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