columbo text
deliberately omitting a vital (or not) piece of information from a text, only to send it in a second text a moment later, prefixed with the phrase “just one more thing” – either for the purposes of annoyance, or simply because its awesome.
texter a: hey man, you still on for pizza?
texter b: yeah, i’ll see you there
texter b: just one more thing…cool. trololo
texter a (having had to get his phone back out) : f-cking columbo text
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