columbus day


the day that began the 300+ year genocide of native americans. a sad day for us.
40,000,000 native americans were killed from the 1500’s to the mid 1900’s.
“…is as crazy as h-tler day”
dude1- what yo doin’ columbus day?
dude2- if you heard i was celebratin’ that’s a world-wide lie!
another name would be m-ssacre day. the day that supposedly marks the landing of columbus(who is not the one who discovered america) and which in turn started native american genocide by the english and spanish.
columbus landed on columbus day and in a month had enlsaved and/or killed every native on the island.
the day every school has school off, while our lady of lourdes has school in session. the day that a few students from our beloved christopher columbus high school gave us the priveledge of venerating their school idol by running through our lady of lourdes academy with nothing but a mask to cover their faces and little thongs to cover their pride.
i hope we see some guys streaking today. it is columbus day.
a holiday celebrated by italians in all major us cities. in denver, white liberals whine and fuss, claiming the celebration is racist and genocidal.

very strangely, in san francisco, the white liberals don’t dare to interfere with the italians.
let’s go march in the columbus day parade and offend a legion of white liberals!

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