CoM Nine


any somewhat decent looking girl at your local community college (like college of marin) who, despite being just a 5 or a 6 based on normal standards, is much more attractive than the rest of the female student body, making her a 9 or above solely thanks to relativity.
“even with that cleft lip she’s definitely a solid com nine!”

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