Coma Baby
a coma baby is a child (usually a baby) birthed whilst the baby mama is in a medically induced coma. the baby’s mother is normally “sleeping” for the duration of their ninth month of gestation (that means pregnancy). side effects may include: drowsiness, loss of virginity, gingerness, and -n-l leakage.
caution: do not attempt to operate heavy machinery while in coma. coma babies should drive forklifts or any other suvs of minivans fresh out of the oven
mother (while sleeping): i’m in a medically induced coma in order to have a pain free delivery!
coma baby(m-ffled):yay mommy!
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