Coma Ben Laden


a state of body and mind where a person goes into a comatose state after a night of drinking and smoking. the person is usually found slouched in a chair or lying on the ground, unresponsive, and with eyes shut or nearly so but yet still trying to be a part of said party. named after me since it was such a common occurrence.
ty: what happened to ben?
aj: he went coma ben laden on us.

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