coma blanket
a large blanket that covers one’s body like it’s being soul f-cked by a cloud. usually arm-knitted by a dude named steve, the coma blanket is certain to ruin your life if you lack any sort of will power. like the drug heroin, once you experience the coma blanket, all of your desires to lead a productive life will slowly diminish as you ponder why you even have a job in the first place. you don’t really need a house…..
i was going to adult today, but …..coma blanket.
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