Coma-cumming
the state of a coma that comes after hours of repet-tive masturbation and thus also c-mming.
quite popular among youngsters these days, because it is said that it gives a “nice” feeling. it is addictive
only a few cases have been reported in which people did not survive this severe condition.
last week, my mom found me in a coma-c-mming condition in my room. that was a major b-mmer.
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