Coma Lilies
a short-lived band out of sonoma, california. they made and performed experimental, psychedelic, and hard rock. they were cl-ssy as sh-t, and never before has there been a band anywhere near them in style, originality, or sheer awesomeness. the tragedy of the coma lilies is that as a band they released less than 90 minutes of music, before having a total band shakedown. the coma lilies became sh@, which is the single most dissapointing, most poser, most disgusting band ever.
lines that describe the coma lilies: the very essence of all that is good and awesome, a universe of l-st and perfection, cl-ssy as sh-t, the band g-d made to make up to the travesty that the coma lilies would become.
lines that describe sh@: the very essence of all that is poser and sh-t, a universe of disgusting duck t-rds, pure anti-cl-ss, the band that g-d made to balance out the pure euphoria that the coma lilies would cause in their lifetime.
p.s. i am not promoting the coma lilies out of any commercial obligation. i am merely trying to spread the word about the musical rock personification of g-d.
the song ‘p-n-s envy’ by the coma lilies, will be the best 8 and a half minutes of your life, every time you listen to it. their music can be found on their mysp-ce page www(dot)mysp-ce(dot)com/thecomalilies
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