comb-o-hawk
a combination h-m–hawk (or faux-hawk) and comb-over for follically-challenged gay guys. the remaining strands are combed to the centre from both sides, covering the bald spot and creating a weak h-m–hawk at the same time.
rob: hey, colin’s h-m–hawk is looking a little sp-rs- these days.
aaron: yeah it’s really more of a comb-o-hawk now.
eva: look at that guy’s hair! it’s kind of a double comb-over into the centre.
peter: comb-o-hawk!
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