combat
when two or more opponents fight.
the most beatiful dance in the world.
what marine grunts (infantryman) see on a daily basis in iraq and sh-tghanistan (afghanistan). what marine pogs (non-infantryman) claim to see when they get deployed but they never leave the wire and sit on the fob (base inside the wire where they are protected) the entire time with the army, navy, and air force. but they will sure talk sh-t when they get home like they did something trying to score some p-ssy. don’t let them fool you girls. if you are not a marine infantryman (0311, 0321, 0331, 0341, 0351, 0352) or a navy corpsman (8404) and even the staff and officers… sometimes (0302, 0306, 0369) then you ain’t sh-t.
marine infantryman 1: “man, do you know what i hate worse than pogs claiming to have seen combat?”
marine infantryman 2: “what?”
marine infantryman 1: “the air force. what the f-ck do they do?”
when a female m-ssages the prostate of her male partner (through the r-ct-m) usually during oral s-x.
this action usually leads to larger -rg-sms and more seamen. messy!!
i asked my girlfriend to combat me. while she obliged, she didn’t seem too happy…
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