Combat Crotch
when a male overdoses on ehancement pills and their extremely large erection fights back. the enlarged johnson will then continue to wreak havoc on any other s-xual partners involved. combat crotch can also effect the possesor by: bruising, major diarrhea, and sudden death.
“dude my v–gr- gave me combat crotch last night and it completely destroyed that b-tch! luckily i only sh-t my pants.”
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