Combat Load
1. (noun) the act of performing the “two-pump chump,” then pulling out and shooting your partner in the eye. quick and to the point, like in a combat situation.
2. (noun) the act of -j-c-l-t-ng while bullets, mortars, rockets, or other projectiles are flying overhead.
1. “dude, i can’t believe that b-tch thought she was gonna get off. i just put it in, pulled it out, and hit her with the combat load!”
2. “my philosophy is this: if i’m about to die, i might as well get one last -rg-sm in! i’ve got well over twenty combat loads under my belt.”
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