Combat Pussy

(noun): refers to female s-xual prowess on par with the fighting abilities of a seasoned combat veteran. this black belt in the martial art of f-cking cannot be acquired by reading a book, studying p-rn, or even from frequent intercourse, even though all of these may be elements of combat-p-ssy training. a female can only get combat p-ssy by devoting herself to f-cking as if it were a vocation or calling. only after vast on-the-job training and real-world experience does she become a warrior of f-ck, a special f-cking forces agent of sloppy ops.

much more than a mere “good lay,” a female in possession of combat p-ssy f-cks on a whole different level, and may be insulted by requests for ordinary s-x acts, since they are like bringing a knife to a gunfight.

a man (or woman) who is f-cked by a female with combat p-ssy may experience blackouts, irregular heartbeat, convulsions and vomiting; it may also result in post-f-ckmatic stress disorder (pfsd), flashbacks, -n-l bleeding, penile epilepsy accompanied by sudden sp-nking, spontaneous lactation, swamp -ss, and jangly chalkb-lls syndrome (resulting in -j-c-l-t–n of a white, powdery dust instead of s-m-n).
man: “say, why don’t you suck my d-ck, baby?”
woman: “d-ck sucking’s for babies. i don’t suck d-ck–i got combat p-ssy.”

later: “holy sh-t. hand me your wallet–my d-ck’s having a grand mal seizure. where am i? why does my -sshole look like an entrance wound? d-mn, that lady had combat p-ssy mos def.”