Combat Rim
n. v., pr-n: ‘k’öm-bätt rïmm’
(1) the unbearable non-stop itch sensation in and around the -n-s, resulting from prolonged exposure to the harsh climates/conditions, non-permissive, high stress and unhygienic environments encountered in combat. one obtains the condition by neglecting to thoroughly clean themselves after a dump rushed to completion due to surprise contact taken from the enemy;
(2) a violent never-ending itching sensation obtained via use of government issued sub-standard, under-moistened/dry wipes and/or cleaning materials over an extended period; (3) an impossible-to-resist urge to aggressively dig in one’s -ss as a result of under-cleaning the post-dump -n-s and surrounding crack. combined with stress-induced, irritated hemorrhoids, this can be a most unpleasant, insanity-inducing experience.
-corporal 1: “hurry your simple -ss up!”
-corporal 2: “f-ck off! i’m droppin’ a deuce! i’ll be done in a minute!!”
-clack!—clack-clack-clack!–pop!pop!–
-staff sergeant: “contact right! contact right!!!”
-corporal 2: “aw f-ck!! i’m gonna get such bad combat rim!”-pulls up pants/returns fire-
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