Combustible lemon
a lemon that can burn your house down.
all right, i’ve been thinking. when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. make life take the lemons back. get mad! i don’t want your d-mn lemons! what am i supposed to do with these?! demand to see life’s manager! make life rue the day it thought it could give cave johnson lemons! do you know who i am?! i’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! with the lemons! i’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that’s gonna burn your house down!
a sour citrus fruit that a man named cave johnson invented to make explosive. it is capable of burning a house down.
when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! get mad! i don’t want your d-mn lemons, what the h-ll am i supposed to do with these?! demand to see lifes’ manager!! make life rue the day it thought i could give cave johnson lemons!! do you know who i am!? i’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! with the lemons! i’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
a kind of lemon that is most commonly used to burn houses down.
“i’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that’ll burn your house down!”- cave johnson
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