Comcast Gambit
the untimely and prolonged malfunction of an internet connection resulting in great inconvenience, such as the forfeiture of an online chess match/tournament. dubbed by the chess master and youtube personality jerry (chessnetwork).
this phrase is a merging of two terms: the terrible internet provider (comcast) with the chess term (gambit), a tactical and deliberate sacrifice of a chess piece. however, the comcast gambit is unique from all others in that it fails to be either voluntary or tactical.
1. marcellus, with the black pieces, found himself in a superior position with a time advantage in a blitz chess match. to his opponent’s relief, the comcast gambit was then played, resulting in an immediate win for white.
2. after completing his essay final by 11:55 pm, leland proceeded to submit it online before the 11:59 pm deadline. however, his shoddy internet service was down — a textbook comcast gambit.
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