comcatastrophe


any disaster involving comcast. (the word is a portmanteau of comcast and catastrophe.)
-awwww mannn, my comcast connection goes out every couple days!
-wow, what a comcatastrophe!
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-comcast dug up my yard without asking! what a comcatastrophe!

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