Come on, He´s Bruce Willis
appeal to pseudo authority figures, such as celebrities, made by morons who have no clue, or original opinions, about real-life issues.
a: “but bro… how do i react to my bossy wife?”
b: “watch die hard again.”
a: “f-ck!… what?”
b: come on, he´s bruce willis… he knows best.”
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