Come to Butthead
not the best, but the funniest and coolest thing to say to a random girl when you are trying to hit on her.
the word “come” should be pr-nounced in an extremely seductive voice, and the word b-tthead should be replaced with the name of the person who sais this.
b-tthead: hey, baby.
girl: (turns around)
b-tthead: come to b-tthead!
me: hey, baby. come to michael!
chick: (kicks me in the weak spot)
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