come up shuffle
noun: a celebration one does after purchasing garbage. such as a used mattress off craigslist, which is likely covered with fecal matter stains, urine, dead skin, hair, sweat, and skeet.
hey guys looks at this mattress i just bought dirt cheap. it only has 3 yellow stains, 2 brown stains and lights up like a christmas tree under a black light. but i saved $24.15. i feel a come up shuffle coming on.
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