Comeau
a difficult word to define due primarily to its great many uses in common vernacular. can be all parts of speech. generally referring to anything particularly noteworthy, unique, or meaningful. also necessary to integrate into as many puns as possible.
yeah, the party’s here, comeaun over.
i drank too much water so i need to run to the comeaude real quick.
“comeau!”
n. someone who is a fan of the louisiana booty call, -n-l probes, acne s-x, gay old men p-rn, bis-xual women with hairy tw-ts, and mongolian bow wows. also someone who skips first base and goes right to sh-tting on their partners chest.
v. the act of fisting males -n-s whilst docking.
a. another term for being h-m-s-xual to all of your straight friends.
n. dude this comeau was doing the dirtiest things with me last night.
v. i was comeauing with my dad the evening before last.
a. eric, stop being comeau.
piece of pooh
stop being such a comeau
d-mn delicious; extremly tastey.
dang, tim is looking mighty comeau today!
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