comfort cock
refers to when someone must sleep while holding the p-n-s of their partner in their hand, -n-logous to how children sleep while being comforted by holding a stuffed animal.
ian’s p-n-s was used as a comfort c-ck by his girlfriend after they fell asleep together.
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