comfort fat
the 10-15 pounds of excess blubber an individual tacks on once they acquire a significant other and no longer feel the pressures of single life. in essence it is the fat obtained when an individual “gets comfortable” in their relationship.
hey bertha, i couldn’t help but notice that ever since you started going with deshawn your hips have gotten out of control! “oh it’s nothin honey, just a little comfort fat. those skinny single b-tches be trippin.”
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