Comfort Rubbing
an act in which an older gentleman holds his slightly limp p-n-s in his hand, gently stroking it. never too fast or vigorous, in doing so, the male will not -j-c-l-t-.
typically, this action is for pure cozy reasons or because the male suffer from erectile disorder.
bob: “oh man, i’m having an awful day, need to head home and do me some comfort rubbing”
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