Comfort Rudder
when you give another guy a handjob, thinking that’s how you do a dutch rudder. it’s a f-cking common mistake.
guy 1: dutch rudder! dutch rudder!
guy 2: yo! stop touching my d-ck, dude!
guy 1: isn’t this how you do a dutch rudder?
guy 2: you have to move my arm when i grab my c-ck, you vagine!
guy 1: so what did i do?
guy 2: a…a comfort rudder!
guy 1: fail
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