Comfort Wank
a comfort w-nk is an act of masturbation carried out by an emotionally stressed ‘w-nker’, in an effort to soothe his woes with cheap s-xual thrills. after a comfort w-nk, the said ‘w-nker’ will usually cry himself to sleep.
jimbo had had a bad day. after drowning his sorrows in a cheap beer at the local pub, he hobbled home, crawled into bed, reached for his vaseline and had a comfort w-nk.
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