Comfrey
a plant that, if planted somewhere unwanted, renders the soil completely useless. comfrey plants are impossible to kill, if you uproot a comfrey plant and soak the ground with a gallon of weed killer it will grow back in thirty minutes. if a comfrey plant got to the moon the entire moon would be green within a week.
after i drank my comfrey a plant started growing in my stomach. now i’ll never have to drink it again!
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