Comic-Cough
comic-cough is a fast spreading air born virus, that is transmitted throughout thousands of san diego comic-con attendees every year. the origins of this virus are still unknown to this day. however it is speculated that it only effects the young, and 20-30+ y/o bas-m-nt dwelling virgins, as their immune systems are not capable of fighting off even the simplest common house mold.
comic-cough is a virus similar to the para-influenza virus, and the common chest cold. it was originally diagnosed as a form of tracheobronchitis, but was later filed as an “uncl-ssified” human illness. this unpublicized status has allowed the cdc (centers for disease control) to deny it’s existence to this day.
clinical signs of infections occur 2-14 days after exposure, and if uncomplicated with other agents, or bacteria, symptoms will last around 10 days.
infected: i just shook wil wheaton’s hand!
uninfected: get the h-ll away from me, you know that spock sucker has comic-cough right?
example 2:
uninfected 1: hey, did you hear?
uninfected 2: about what?
uninfected 1: joss whedon has discovered a cure for comic-cough!
uninfected 2: merciful zeus!
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