comma

the male version of a period, but a little less intense, hence, the comma. see also ims (irritable male syndrome) a monthly male cycle that occurs in some males in either a chemical cycle or a sympathy pms.
“i think i just started my comma,” randy said, “i’ve been so irritable lately.”
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a very important grammar thang. without it, many sentances would be very different.
with comma: i helped my uncle, jack, off his horse.

without comma: i helped my uncle jack off his horse.
a once monthly, twice monthly, bi-weekly, weekly, or daily occurrence in which your boyfriend/male friend/brother becomes completely unbearable.
alex: g-d, chris is being such a b-tch about gas money.
bobbi: he’s on his comma.
a nicer way of saying a girl is on her menstrual cycle (aka period) while in public.

also, synonym for period.
jack: why is jill such a b-tch today?.
john: yeah man i heard she was on her comma.

jack: wanna have s-x when we get home from wally world?
jill: i can’t. i am on my comma today.
jack: -sswhole.
according to president george w bush, a comma is what the us-iraq war will look like in the history books.
i like to tell people when the final history is written on iraq, it will look like just a comma because there is — my point is, there’s a strong will for democracy. –george w. bush
that tricky situation a girl finds herself in when she’s just getting off her period, but isn’t exactly “on the market” yet. you know, it might be like day 5 or 6 and a slim pantiliner may be all that is needed. at the same time, no one wants to gross a dude out. it certainly is a quandry. but while periods may stop it right there, commas… are only a pause. there’s always more to come after a comma.
girl #1: yo stacy i met this fine brotha at the club last night
girl #2: that’s hot but d-mn girl, ain’t you on your period?
girl #1: h-ll no hunny, that was two days ago! i’m on my comma now.
girl #2: well sh-t, that’s a different story then. so what’d you do?
girl #1: i took him home with me, what else?
a rare mix of a camel and a llama, used in perue as crowd breakers, they are verry powerful spitters
rev. al. sharpten, “if the government had commas it would have been alot difernt, there not even be any civil rights”
a period of time where male teenagers experience hormones.
-kid is b-tching to a friend-
friend: i know you’re on your comma, but there is no need to b-tch to me.