command


when you are getting a lap dance from a meth-faced stripper and blow a load in your pants.
“sean was just getting a lap dance from that hillbilly stripper and just commanded in his pants!”

“wow! that w-ss so awesome i may just command!”
any typed message in the scroll down console screen for any fps game that warrants a response of some sort from the game.

these commands can also be binded to the keyboard for ease of use and speed so as to not type the command again in console.
counter-strike: commands at work

round 1

-t rushes-

-t sees ct at sp-wn-

-t shoots at ct-

-player of ct press k bound to “kill”-

-ct dies immediately-

t: wtf

round 2

-t rushes sp-wn-

-t shoots at ct-

-player of ct press k again-

-ct dies immediately-

t: omfg

round 3

-t buys awp-

-player of ct press k again-

-ct dies immediately-

t: wtf gay noob

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