Commander Kotex
a female that runs her man’s life and is subject to the whims of her roller-coaster mood changes. this is especially applicable for men who are weak and get their b-tts kicked by their wives or girlfriends.
my pal shane’s wife is commander kotex… he’s got to buy her all kinds of cr-p, cars, jewelry, horses… and he’s gotta work every weekend to serve her lazy weak -ss and build barns, fences, work in the yard. he never gets to go have fun for himself.
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